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Cromartie Expected 14th Child Despite Getting A Vasectomy

Cromartie Expected 14th Child Despite Getting A Vasectomy

Dear Mr. Cromartie, Hitting yourself in the balls with a baseball bat is not a vasectomy.   After claiming to get a vasectomy, Antonio Cromartie has his 14th child on the way.  His Super-sperm cannot be contained.  Unreal stuff. I don't really know how vasectomies work, but I'm pretty sure you still nut, there's just … Continue reading Cromartie Expected 14th Child Despite Getting A Vasectomy

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Jeb Bush Sucks At Politics So He Wants To Buy The Marlins Instead

Jeb Bush Sucks At Politics So He Wants To Buy The Marlins Instead

Fox Business -  At least three possible bidders have emerged to purchase the Miami Marlins baseball team including one representing the country’s most prominent political family, and one representing a future Hall of Famer, the FOX Business Network has learned. Former New York Yankees star shortstop Derek Jeter has expressed interest in bidding for the team, … Continue reading Jeb Bush Sucks At Politics So He Wants To Buy The Marlins Instead