Tag: dead

Alternative Rock Star Dead Pool Odds

Alternative Rock Star Dead Pool Odds

In memory of Chris Cornell's death I have created a dead pool with the odds of which alt-rock stars will die next.  Here is a list of the ones that are already deceased, along with their cause of death. Kurt Cobain (Nirvana): Dead (1994, "Suicide" (Murdered by a hit man sent by his wife)) Bradley Nowell … Continue reading Alternative Rock Star Dead Pool Odds

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Wes Scantlin Would’ve Been The Next Kurt Cobain If He Could’ve Just Been A Functioning Junkie

Wes Scantlin Would’ve Been The Next Kurt Cobain If He Could’ve Just Been A Functioning Junkie

In 2002, Puddle of Mudd was clearly on a fast-track to the top of the music world.  They had just released their first major studio album Come Clean which would later go triple platinum.  Their hit single Blurry had reached #5 on the Billboard Hot 100 and #1 of the Billboard Mainstream Rock charts.  Due to Blurry's success, Puddle … Continue reading Wes Scantlin Would’ve Been The Next Kurt Cobain If He Could’ve Just Been A Functioning Junkie

Steve Kerr Is A Pussy

Steve Kerr Is A Pussy

MSN -  Ailing Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr says he won't be on the sidelines for Game 4 on Monday against the Portland Trail Blazers because of symptoms stemming from back surgery. Kerr stayed behind at the team hotel for Saturday night's Game 3 at Portland's Moda Center. Assistant Mike Brown took over and the … Continue reading Steve Kerr Is A Pussy

Will Smith’s Killer Sentenced To Only 25 Years

Will Smith’s Killer Sentenced To Only 25 Years

MSN -  The man who fatally shot retired New Orleans Saints star Will Smith and wounded his wife after a traffic crash last year was sentenced Thursday to 25 years in prison for manslaughter, far less than the maximum prosecutors had called for. Cardell Hayes faced up to 60 years if given consecutive maximum terms for … Continue reading Will Smith’s Killer Sentenced To Only 25 Years

The NFL Can Prevent CTE By Replacing Real Games With Madden NFL Head Coach 09

The NFL Can Prevent CTE By Replacing Real Games With Madden NFL Head Coach 09

CNN -  The family of Aaron Hernandez plans to donate his brain to scientists to determine whether he had Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, the degenerative brain disease linked to a number of NFL athletes. I had touched upon this in a past article about O.J. Simpson.  NFL players don't kill people - CTE does.  If you watch … Continue reading The NFL Can Prevent CTE By Replacing Real Games With Madden NFL Head Coach 09

The Patriots Need To Bring An Aaron Hernandez Hologram To The White House

The Patriots Need To Bring An Aaron Hernandez Hologram To The White House

Pay your respects, Robert Craft.  Yes, AH81 (I made that up.  Credit me with it every time you use it.) never won any Super Bowls but he had 18 touchdowns in 3 seasons with the Pats.  The dual tight-end formation starring Gronk and Hernandez was unstoppable when they were both fully healthy.  And in all … Continue reading The Patriots Need To Bring An Aaron Hernandez Hologram To The White House

Harambe Is The Most Overrated Athlete of All-Time

Harambe Is The Most Overrated Athlete of All-Time

Let's face the facts here. Harambe is the most overrated athlete ever.  They call him "The Greatest That Never Was".  I don't really understand why people take rides on his dick like it's the carousel at a county fair.  If he's so awesome why couldn't he dodge a single bullet?  One shot and that boy was out. … Continue reading Harambe Is The Most Overrated Athlete of All-Time