So I had previously writtenan article about how I wanted my Tupperware back. I still haven't gotten it back, but that's not the point. In that article, I touched upon the fact that I had taken some heat for spending time with my co-worker outside of work. This got even worse when news of Pastagate broke. … Continue reading What Makes Pasta So Sexual?
I've been eating a lot of buffalo chicken dip lately, so I've gained a few pounds. I realized I needed to get a gym membership to maintain my lean physique so I took a trip to Planet Fitness. I walk in and they're having a fucking pizza party. 16 pizzas stacked on a table in … Continue reading Planet Fitness Has Their Members By The Balls