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What Makes Pasta So Sexual?

What Makes Pasta So Sexual?

So I had previously writtenan article about how I wanted my Tupperware back.  I still haven't gotten it back, but that's not the point.  In that article, I touched upon the fact that I had taken some heat for spending time with my co-worker outside of work.  This got even worse when news of Pastagate broke. … Continue reading What Makes Pasta So Sexual?

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Whine and Dine: Goldfish Aren’t Even Gold

Whine and Dine: Goldfish Aren’t Even Gold

Whine and Dine is a weekly article I will be posting every Monday about something I have bitched about to a girl during the past week, which results in me embarrassing myself with my in-depth analysis of meaningless topics and ruining my chances.  This week’s topic is goldfish. Am I the only one who's noticed that goldfish are … Continue reading Whine and Dine: Goldfish Aren’t Even Gold

Whine and Dine: NASA Is Bullshit

Whine and Dine: NASA Is Bullshit

Whine and Dine is a weekly article I will be writing about something I have bitched about to a girl during the past week, which results in me embarrassing myself with my in-depth analysis of meaningless topics and ruining my chances.  This week's topic is NASA.   NASA is a fucking scam.  In 2016, President Obama spent $19.3 … Continue reading Whine and Dine: NASA Is Bullshit