What Makes Pasta So Sexual?

What Makes Pasta So Sexual?

So I had previously writtenan article about how I wanted my Tupperware back.  I still haven't gotten it back, but that's not the point.  In that article, I touched upon the fact that I had taken some heat for spending time with my co-worker outside of work.  This got even worse when news of Pastagate broke. … Continue reading What Makes Pasta So Sexual?

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At What Point Has It Been Too Long To Ask For Your Tupperware Back?

At What Point Has It Been Too Long To Ask For Your Tupperware Back?

3 months.  3 fucking months.  Any decent human being would've given it back without even being asked.  I'll explain: During Christmas Break 2016 my coworker's roommates had all gone home for Christmas and she was really bored and lonely so she invited me over and we began hanging out every other night.  I cooked some … Continue reading At What Point Has It Been Too Long To Ask For Your Tupperware Back?

Impaired Insights NBA Playoff Predictions – Round 2

Impaired Insights NBA Playoff Predictions – Round 2

Eastern Conference  (1) BOS vs (4) WAS Floyd: Celtics match up great with Washington. Big Al the 2nd can work Gortat even though he's taller and Bradley and Smart can prove why they are the best backcourt neutralizers in the game. On the offensive end Isaiah can match anyone's production (even though he only had … Continue reading Impaired Insights NBA Playoff Predictions – Round 2

Fools At Kaplan University Sell School For $1

Fools At Kaplan University Sell School For $1

MSN -  Purdue University said Thursday it will buy for-profit Kaplan University for $1, with plans to turn it into a new, nonprofit Indiana public university for “nontraditional adult learners.” The surprise announcement was made public in a Securities and Exchange Commission filing after Purdue’s board of trustees approved the deal.  According to the filing, about 32,000 … Continue reading Fools At Kaplan University Sell School For $1

Bill Cosby Claiming He’s Now Blind, Still On The Lookout For New Victims

Bill Cosby Claiming He’s Now Blind, Still On The Lookout For New Victims

USA Today - In his first interview in two years, Bill Cosby says he is now completely blind. He told the National Newspaper Publishers Association news service that he woke up one morning two years ago and told wife Camille, "I can't see." Doctors later told the comedian that nothing could be done to restore his vision, … Continue reading Bill Cosby Claiming He’s Now Blind, Still On The Lookout For New Victims

Wes Scantlin Would’ve Been The Next Kurt Cobain If He Could’ve Just Been A Functioning Junkie

Wes Scantlin Would’ve Been The Next Kurt Cobain If He Could’ve Just Been A Functioning Junkie

In 2002, Puddle of Mudd was clearly on a fast-track to the top of the music world.  They had just released their first major studio album Come Clean which would later go triple platinum.  Their hit single Blurry had reached #5 on the Billboard Hot 100 and #1 of the Billboard Mainstream Rock charts.  Due to Blurry's success, Puddle … Continue reading Wes Scantlin Would’ve Been The Next Kurt Cobain If He Could’ve Just Been A Functioning Junkie

Marshawn Lynch Demands Trade To Raiders, Carroll Promptly Feels Like A Fucking Idiot

Marshawn Lynch Demands Trade To Raiders, Carroll Promptly Feels Like A Fucking Idiot

MSN -  Running back Marshawn Lynch will be traded from the Seahawks to the Raiders Wednesday, according to NFL Media's Mike Garafolo. The teams will swap late-round picks in the 2018 NFL Draft, and Lynch will agree to a one-year contract, Garafolo reported. The deal is contingent upon Lynch passing a physical, which is standard for … Continue reading Marshawn Lynch Demands Trade To Raiders, Carroll Promptly Feels Like A Fucking Idiot