In memory of Chris Cornell's death I have created a dead pool with the odds of which alt-rock stars will die next. Here is a list of the ones that are already deceased, along with their cause of death. Kurt Cobain (Nirvana): Dead (1994, "Suicide" (Murdered by a hit man sent by his wife)) Bradley Nowell … Continue reading Alternative Rock Star Dead Pool Odds
Dear Mr. Cromartie, Hitting yourself in the balls with a baseball bat is not a vasectomy. After claiming to get a vasectomy, Antonio Cromartie has his 14th child on the way. His Super-sperm cannot be contained. Unreal stuff. I don't really know how vasectomies work, but I'm pretty sure you still nut, there's just … Continue reading Cromartie Expected 14th Child Despite Getting A Vasectomy
Hey Aaron, did you hear the news? You're a free man. Aaannnnd he's dead. What a waste of talent. Behind Gronk, AH81 was the 2nd best tight end of all time. Would've had a solid career in the Canadian Football League if he was still alive. At least he got his credibility back. Yeah, he … Continue reading Aaron Hernandez Is No Longer Guilty and I Can Finally Go Back To Rockin That #81 Jersey
So I had previously writtenan article about how I wanted my Tupperware back. I still haven't gotten it back, but that's not the point. In that article, I touched upon the fact that I had taken some heat for spending time with my co-worker outside of work. This got even worse when news of Pastagate broke. … Continue reading What Makes Pasta So Sexual?
3 months. 3 fucking months. Any decent human being would've given it back without even being asked. I'll explain: During Christmas Break 2016 my coworker's roommates had all gone home for Christmas and she was really bored and lonely so she invited me over and we began hanging out every other night. I cooked some … Continue reading At What Point Has It Been Too Long To Ask For Your Tupperware Back?
MSN - Purdue University said Thursday it will buy for-profit Kaplan University for $1, with plans to turn it into a new, nonprofit Indiana public university for “nontraditional adult learners.” The surprise announcement was made public in a Securities and Exchange Commission filing after Purdue’s board of trustees approved the deal. According to the filing, about 32,000 … Continue reading Fools At Kaplan University Sell School For $1
USA Today - In his first interview in two years, Bill Cosby says he is now completely blind. He told the National Newspaper Publishers Association news service that he woke up one morning two years ago and told wife Camille, "I can't see." Doctors later told the comedian that nothing could be done to restore his vision, … Continue reading Bill Cosby Claiming He’s Now Blind, Still On The Lookout For New Victims