Here I am perusal, browsing Twitter and Instagram for hilarious memes that I can send to my boys. I stumbled across something that I haven’t heard in a while. Nostalgia is what you would call it. The song “Fire Flies” by Owl City has become prominent again. I found multiple meme pages using this as a background song and, Im all here for it CAUSE THIS SONG FUCKING SMACKS. The first meme I watched with fire flies in it had me so turnt that I begun driving in the left lane thinking I was in London or some shit.
In case you forgot the song from your childhood or have never heard it, here ya go
If you’re Dj’ing at your at your local house party/ function, you shouldn’t be second guessing to throw this on. Bitches will be dropping that ass like an earthquake on your mothers dining table when they hear that chorus start: “AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE”. You will also be given aux privileges for the rest of the night. Along with a complementary lap dance to commemorate your Aux-cord brilliance.
For the past couple of weeks now I’ve played this track more times than DJ Khaled says “yes boi” to his one year old son Ashad. I thought to myself “this can’t be the only clapper by Owl city right?’ Correct.
How About “Good Time” with Carly Rae Jepson
YO SON CALL ME SOFT BUT THIS SONG CLAPS. Carly Rae Jepson is already the goat for “Call me Maybe”. “Call Me Maybe” will not only have girls in the club twerking on inanimate objects but, as well give boys the confidence to slip their business card with their work phone number into bitches knock off Michael Khors bags.
“Good Time” isn’t necessarily the house party clapper that “Fire Flies” is; however, it’s the perfect song to throw on at the beach after your 3rd or 4th Corona Light. You’ll probably be trying to hit the kwon when the beat drops too this song. You will hit the kwon ferociously but, you will mistakingly stumble backwards and demolish the sand castle palace that 4 year old Heather has been working on all day to perfect. Her fat ass mother Sidney will likely come storming down the beach and RKO you into the ruins of Heathers Sand Castle. And make you eat her daughters sandy ass PB&J, that Heather left under Sand Castle This isn’t because “Good Time” is a bad song. BECAUSE ITS FUCKING NOT CHECK YOURSELF FUCK BOY. More so because, your weak body can’t handle 3 corona lights and one blunt rotation.
Smack That Owl City and shut down a local function