Alternative Rock Star Dead Pool Odds

Alternative Rock Star Dead Pool Odds

In memory of Chris Cornell’s death I have created a dead pool with the odds of which alt-rock stars will die next.  Here is a list of the ones that are already deceased, along with their cause of death.

Kurt Cobain (Nirvana): Dead (1994, “Suicide” (Murdered by a hit man sent by his wife))

Bradley Nowell (Sublime): Dead (1996, heroin overdose)

Layne Staley (Alice in Chains): Dead (April 5, 2002 (8 year anniversary of Kurt Cobain’s death), drug-combination overdose)

Amy Winehouse: Dead (2011, alcohol poisoning)

Scott Weiland (Stone Temple Pilots): Dead (2015, cocaine, alcohol, and MDA overdose)

Chris Cornell (Soundgarden, Temple of the Dog, Audioslave): Dead (2017, apparent suicide)

Here is a list of living alt-rock stars who are most likely to die next, in order from most likely to least likely with the odds of them dying next, and also their projected cause of death.

Wes Scantlin (Puddle of Mudd): +225 (Heroin overdose)

Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers): +315 (AIDS)

Eddie Vedder (Pearl Jam, Temple of the Dog): +375 (Suicide)

Courtney Love (Hole): +405 (Suicide from 20+ years of guilt after having her husband, Kurt Cobain, murdered)

Josh Homme a.k.a. The Only Real Rockstar Left (Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss): +475 (Living the rock n’ roll lifestyle for multiple decades)

Fiona Apple: +500 (Cocaine overdose, also hot as fuck)

Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance): +525 (Suicide)

Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy): +550 (Suicide from Ativan overdose)

Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day): +605 (Relapse)

Marilyn Manson: +650 (Failed surgery while getting his ribs removed so he can suck his own dick)

Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails): +675 (Assassination after releasing his next shitty album)

Aaron Lewis (Staind): +1200 (Vocal cord explosion after being asked to sing “It’s Been Awhile” for the millionth time)

Gavin Rossdale (Bush): +1200 (Suicide caused by depression caused by Gwen Stefani divorcing him)

Jonathan Davis (Korn): +1500 (Mosh pit accident)

Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins): +1800 (Murdered by a hit man sent by Courtney Love)

Adam Levine (Maroon 5, Kara’s Flowers): +3000 (Anemia caused by excessive cocaine usage)

Rob Thomas (Matchbox Twenty): +3500 (Being Sinbad’s bitch)

Cee-Lo Green (Gnarls Barkley): +4000 (Type 2 Diabetes)

Dave Grohl (Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Tenacious D, Queens of the Stone Age, recurring guest host on Chelsea Lately on E!): +1000000 (Dave Grohl is a superhuman.  Never sleeps.  He’ll live forever)

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