Cromartie Expected 14th Child Despite Getting A Vasectomy

Cromartie Expected 14th Child Despite Getting A Vasectomy

Dear Mr. Cromartie,

Hitting yourself in the balls with a baseball bat is not a vasectomy.

 

After claiming to get a vasectomy, Antonio Cromartie has his 14th child on the way.  His Super-sperm cannot be contained.  Unreal stuff.

I don’t really know how vasectomies work, but I’m pretty sure you still nut, there’s just no sperm in your nut.  I don’t really know how the science of making a baby works, but I’m pretty sure the sperm fertilizes the egg, creating an embryo, which is then aborted (unless you have a “miscarriage”, which is code for “I got an abortion, but I’m gonna tell everyone at work that it was a miscarriage so they don’t think I’m an asshole”).

Can’t wait to Cro gets his own show on TLC.

 

Abortion: $400

Lifetime of Child Support: $100,000+

Being a Superhuman Freak Who Can’t Be Vasectomized: Priceless

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