Dear Mr. Cromartie,
Hitting yourself in the balls with a baseball bat is not a vasectomy.
After claiming to get a vasectomy, Antonio Cromartie has his 14th child on the way. His Super-sperm cannot be contained. Unreal stuff.
I don’t really know how vasectomies work, but I’m pretty sure you still nut, there’s just no sperm in your nut. I don’t really know how the science of making a baby works, but I’m pretty sure the sperm fertilizes the egg, creating an embryo, which is then aborted (unless you have a “miscarriage”, which is code for “I got an abortion, but I’m gonna tell everyone at work that it was a miscarriage so they don’t think I’m an asshole”).
Can’t wait to Cro gets his own show on TLC.
Lifetime of Child Support: $100,000+
Being a Superhuman Freak Who Can’t Be Vasectomized: Priceless