Best Of Twitter Week 2

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Twitter was on an Absolute hot streak noticeably with the trending memes of the #mockingspongebob and #BowWowChallenge. I want to share my favorite posts from each of those challenges because this shit is absolutely hilarious.

#MockingSpongebob

Unfortunately Quavos way better than the other two migos. Hopefully they don’t break up that would be tragic. I need more slaps like Handsome and Wealthy in my life.

For real tho, who gives like corporations and respected sports organizations the authority to be part time twitter savages, like cut it out. I find it hilarious that they give 0 fucks tho and are willing to shit on anyone.

Make no mistake, I would still desecrate those ass cheek transplants any day of the week. This Plastic Surgeon should be given a plaque. Going up to Kim K like that is hilarious

Sidebar: This meme is the ultimate childhood clap back “I know you are but what am I?”

CAN A YOUNG BOI WALK INTO MCDONALDS AT 2AM SMACKED OFF 3 BUScH LIGHT FUNNELS AND GET AN M&M MCFLURRY CUZ. IS THAT TOO MUCH TOO ASK FOR?!?!

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NEW YORK STAND UP. HAHAHAHAHA. FUCKING RIOT. THIS IS EASILY THE BEST ONE. PASS THE FUCKING HENNY CUZ AND STOP ACTING LIKE A BABY BACK BITCH.

#BowWowChallenge

Credit: Twitter Users and Pigeon and planes

Ok this shits legendary, why can’t twitter always be this legendary.

EXPOSE HIM. This shit is so funny, the sad thing is its true. Bow Wow really isn’t out here smacking like that. Nah mean, you ain’t out here benefitting from Trumps health care Tax Breaks for the Wealthy man. You are a lower middle class citizen, who forgets to pay child support every month.

BOW WOW FAM ARE WE KIDDING. YO THIS MAN IS TRYING TO FLEX, but has no muscles. Nah saying fam you can’t by the ZO 2’s you aint a Big baller. You aint got $500 to blow.

“THEY DON’T WANT TO SEE THE WRAITH, THEY DON’T WANT TO SEE THE STARS IN THE ROOF LIKE YOU GOING OUTTA SPACE”-meek, OR “THEY DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU ON THE BUS LIKE YOUR GOING BACK TO SECTION 8”- bow wow

BOW WOW CHALLENGE, Brazilian slums edition.

this is One of the greatest memes of all time. “Boi if you don’t is absolutely iconic”. I wish I could have this video ready, whenever someone do some dumb shit in front of me. This video really just sums in all up

Despite these great memes twitter still brought other heat

I will pay a million dollars for post Malone to go to the studio with this mariachi band and put out an official remix. This brightened my monday right up. Also a 10/10 would slap in the whip.

Unfortunately, I’m a victim of settling for the friend too often. “NEVER SETTLE, NEVER STOP, CELEBRATE SUCCESS RIGHT, APPLE CIROC”- DJ KHALED. this plays in my head after I get rejected by the dime, then go for the average friend.

IVE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. THIS IS THE WORST THING I SAW ON TWITTER. FOH. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE REPOST “LIFE HACKS” ON VARIOUS POPULAR TWITTER ACCOUNTS. THIS IS DUMB AS SHIT WHO THE FUCK IS EATING A WHOLE BOX OF REICES PUFFS IN ONE SITTING. UNLESS YOUR THIS MADMAN FROM THE OLD DISNEY CHANNEL COMMERCIAL, WHO POURS THE WHOLE BOX IN WHILE HES PROBABLY MAKING SHITTY B-SIDE BEATS ON GARAGE BANDhqdefault-2

GTFO NO ONE ENJOYS EATING A FULL BOX OF REICES PUFFS.

This is most likely me if I ever filled out the Applebees waiter application last summer when I was desperate for a job.

Two things could of happened here:

1.) Drakes “Childs Play” came on in the restaurant and he immediately had the yearn to jiggle his ass cheek mitochondria or,

2.) My mans saw his lover from across the restaurant and had to remind them who papa was and “bounces that shit like whoah” for a real 1.

My mans who first came out in the green sweatshirt murdered this yo, he hit the beat drop ON THE HAND STAND. WILD

After hearing this. Im taking him first over all. Co-signing him on Roca-fella records. Buying every clothing article On the BigBallerBrand website and sport it like Lavar on first take. And then buying season tickets too who ever drafts this man.

THE BEST THING I SAW:

STEPHEN A BBBBRRINNG THAT ASS HEERE BOI. Show him who the fuck papa is Markeif. Stephen A. now has no other option except to lay himself off along with the other 30 espn employees last month.

Yo for real tho, Im in tears when I saw this. Shoutout stephen A for taking this like a champ and not flipping out. All he did was look at MArkeif  and be like “get yo ass the fuck outta here”

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