Marshawn Lynch Demands Trade To Raiders, Carroll Promptly Feels Like A Fucking Idiot

Marshawn Lynch Demands Trade To Raiders, Carroll Promptly Feels Like A Fucking Idiot

MSN –  Running back Marshawn Lynch will be traded from the Seahawks to the Raiders Wednesday, according to NFL Media’s Mike Garafolo.

The teams will swap late-round picks in the 2018 NFL Draft, and Lynch will agree to a one-year contract, Garafolo reported. The deal is contingent upon Lynch passing a physical, which is standard for any potential trade.
Garafolo also reported Lynch will take that physical Wednesday, upon returning from Haiti, where he has been helping build homes and schools. 

That’s what happens when you don’t hand the ball off.  You get a man to never want to play another snap for you ever again.

Maybe it was because he didn’t choose to hand the ball of on the final play of Super Bowl XLIX.  Or maybe it’s because he’s convinced that 9/11 was an inside job and it’s all he fucking talks about.  Either way, Marshawn said, “Fuck this guy.  I’m out.”

Lynch retired for a season just to get away from Carroll’s shitty play-calling, then came back and demanded a trade as one final “fuck you”.

By going Oakland, Lynch is returning to his hometown, similar to Lebron returning to Cleveland.  He will be filling the one missing piece on the Raiders, making them a Super Bowl contender.  If the Raiders are able to get a fluke win over the Patriots in the playoffs, they will be Super Bowl LII champions.

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