The NFL Can Prevent CTE By Replacing Real Games With Madden NFL Head Coach 09

The NFL Can Prevent CTE By Replacing Real Games With Madden NFL Head Coach 09

CNN –  The family of Aaron Hernandez plans to donate his brain to scientists to determine whether he had Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, the degenerative brain disease linked to a number of NFL athletes.

I had touched upon this in a past article about O.J. Simpson.  NFL players don’t kill people – CTE does.  If you watch a couple documentaries on O.J. you’ll see that he was a great dude before he started getting his brain mashed harder than potatoes in the NFL.  Same thing with Aaron Hernandez.

CTE also makes non-depressed players kill themselves.  Junior Seau did it.  Now we can add Aaron Hernandez to the list.  

Why else would AH81 kill himself?  Rumors were floating around about Hernandez being homosexual, so he was probably ecstatic when he found out he would be serving life in prison – getting pounded by dudes on the daily (he strikes me as a power-bottom, not that I know anything about gay sex).

He would’ve lived a happy life in prison.  Made no sense for him to kill himself.  That’s why the NFL needs to stop putting their players at risk by taking them off the field and replacing actual games with simulated Madden games broadcast on national television where coaches play NFL Head Coach 09 and call plays from a couch somewhere in Florida.

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