Whine and Dine is a weekly article I will be posting every Monday about something I have bitched about to a girl during the past week, which results in me embarrassing myself with my in-depth analysis of meaningless topics and ruining my chances. This week’s topic is goldfish.
Am I the only one who’s noticed that goldfish are orange? Not only is the animal goldfish orange, the snack Goldfish is also orange. Neither of them are gold and I’ve come to the conclusion that whoever came up with the word “goldfish” is either colorblind or is just a straight-up idiot.
I get that orangefish doesn’t sound as sexy as goldfish. But why not rename it and call it a Trumpfish? Trump is orange. Goldfish (animal) are orange. Goldfish (snack) are orange. Complete triple threat. Make it happen America.
P.S. – I’ve also heard goldfish (animal) tastes nothing like Goldfish (snack). Step up your game Pepperidge Farm.