Floyd’s Girlfriend Slashed My Tires and I Think It’s A Hate Crime

Floyd’s Girlfriend Slashed My Tires and I Think It’s A Hate Crime

9 words.

“He racked up eight trillion dollars in national debt.”

It took 9 words for Floyd’s black girlfriend to label me as a “racist”.  Because God forbid I make one factually accurate statement about Barack Obama’s time in office.  God forbid I say La-La Land deserved that Oscar more than Moonlight.  God forbid I say OJ did it.

About a month ago I get a text from Floyd that says, “Hey, uhhh Shontell said that if she ever finds your car she’s gonna poke a hole in your tire, that way the air slowly goes out and then when you wake up the next morning it will be fully flat.”

Well, I wake up this morning only to find that my back left tire is flatter than Kyrie Irving thinks the world is.

Do you think this is a hate crime?  You don’t?  Let’s reverse it.  Let’s pretend I am a black man, and Shontell is a white woman who has just said “KFC and Popeye’s taste the same.”  Now let’s pretend I retaliate by slashing the shit out of her tires.  I’d be facing 25 to life.

Now let’s do what’s right and throw that bitch in jail.  #justice4nate

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