ALL AMERIKKKAN BADA$$ REVIEW

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Ight so my favorite rapper Joey Bada$$ dropped his 2nd commercial release this week and i’m fucking ecstatic to listen to this shit. Joey Badass is a grimy dusty motherfucker from some ghetto ass part of Brooklyn, Bedstuy I think and he rapped like it on his last three projects “1999”, “Summer Knights”, and “B4DA$$”. He raps like he’s the last prophet of 90’s music and drops sick bars and practically slaps the rap game in the face with his monster cock on this project.

 

Good Morning AMerikkka

Ight I fuck with you joey but this shit kinda weak, I kinda fuck with the nice vibes but what is this. I know you as that grimy ass rapper who doesn’t wipe ass after taking a disgustingly large diarrhea shit in a 7/11 bathroom. I could see me listening to this shit on a sunday morning while on the roof of my house playing some good ole poop dolla. But other than that I’m through the legs windmill this into the recycling bin

 

For My People:

VIBES: I can fuck with this, i feel like god ascended me from earth into the clouds where I could float along and listen to this song. This is so god damn smooth, This reminds me of the time I was getting slurped down by a thotty and after swallowing me dry she proceeded to suck my left nut. This sounds like something you could jam too on a sunny day walking down the shore of a harbor, FUCKS HEAVY WITH IT. Also like the police brutality topic.

 

Temptation:

FUCKING SLAPPER MY GOODNESS. THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG. IF I EVER HEAR THIS SONG IN PUBLIC I’M QUADRUPLE DABBING, TAKING MY SHIRT OFF, AND SCREAMING THIS SHIT TO THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. YO this is the catchiest shit ever great beat, hook, verse, concept what more can I ask for. This goes so hard B omg, Like when I’m smashing there’s two things that will make me bust immediately her saying “Finish me off Daddy” and this song coming next on my “It’s raining pussy” sex playlist.

 

LAnd Of the Free:

Yo, Like I still need some time to rejuvenate from Temptation, Clapper Central fam. But you can’t cause this songs so goddamn good too bro. This shits hits home, Joey speaks on changing amerikkka the world, racism, and everything else fucked up with police and shit.

 

“THE LAND OF THE FREE IS FULL OF FREELOADERS”

*Proceeds to swerve into three lanes of oncoming traffic, due to uncontrollable head bobbing*

This doesn’t go super hard, but you could straight roll a joint and vibe to this one.

 

Devastated:

If you thought Temptation  was banger, YOU’RE NOT READY FOR THIS THEN. I STRONGLY ADVISE TURNING THE ALBUM OFF FOR A MINUTE AND RECUPERATING. I’LL FUCKING DISLOCATE MY GODDAM NECK CAUSE I HEAD NOD SO FUCKING HARD TO THIS. THIS the type of song that’ll give you the confidence to walk up to the baddest chick at a party and say “HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME REAL NIGGA DICK???” and then she proceeds to dick ride harder than, a cowboy on the PONY EXPRESS! SLAPPER CITY CAUTION

 

Y U DON’T LOVE ME:

Basically, in this song Joey Writes a sad love song to Amerikkka. You might see me text my Ex something like this after I listen to “Nothing Was The Same” or “Take Care”. This is a cool idea though because it’s a love song to AMerikkka, asking why he doesn’t love him because of his Race. I like that conscious shit sometimes

 

ROCKABYE BABY:

REVIVAL OF THAT GRIMY ASS JOEY WE ALL KNOW. FUCK YES DADDY I LOVE THIS. THIS SHIT GOES HARDER THAN FUCKING VALYRIAN STEEL,jon-snow-white-walker

THEN FUCKING BEDROCK. That grimy ass piano, and he goes so hard omg. THEN FUCKING SCHOOLBOY Q, THE CEO OF GRIMY ASS RAP, COMES IN AND DROPS HEAT

“I’M THE REASON THERE STILL CRIPPING OUT IN BROOKLYN”, Makes you want to go down to your local gun store, empty your bank account on rocket launchers, and start a local suburban gang full of neighborhood squids just to feel like your “STILL CRIPPING OUT IN BROOKLYN” like SCHOOLBOY Q.  I CAN’T DEscribe how hard this go

 

Ring the Alarm:

YES JOEY FUCK YES. Another Banger. THis shit is fucking sick, he drops goddam bars. THEn the rest of the beast coast movement hops on and kills this shit to, shout out Flatbush Zombies, Nyck Caution, and Kirk Knight. THIS GOES HARD AF. THANK YOU LORD FOR BLESSING US WITH ANOTHER SLAPPER.  THIS MAKES ME WANT TO HOP INTO MY SHTTY 1994 RAV 4,

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AND DRAG RACE A STATE TROOPER ON ROUTE 6. LIKE YOU REALLY JUST WANNA FUCK SOME SHIT UP LISTENING TO THIS SONG IDK MAN. LIKE ILL SLAP JOHN CENA’S GIRLS ASS AND I WON’T GIVE A FUCK LISTENING TO THIS.

 

SUPER PREDATOR:

We’ve returned from baner city to humanity again. This is one of my favorites on the album, cool jazzy beat good verses, shout out styles P. This some shit you could throw on anytime of the day and catch instant vibes. Sit on your lawn chair throw on the C’s game and listen to some good music. Not a clapper, only for sophisticated, intelligent people who go to college and care about politics and shit.

 

Babylon:

I LOVE THIS SONG TOO IDK THIS JUST HITS HOME. FUCK THIS SHITS GOOD. ALL FACTS CUZ. Another flamboyant political song about the uproar with the shootings of unarmed black teens. You can hear his soul on this shit. This ain’t a head banger or a viber either, you listen to this song and you’re like goddam. THis is a song that you hear and it changes your whole outlook on life. You might start wearing your shirt backwards, quit your job, and move to southern Argentina, on some super weird shit. It’;ll make a positive change in your life though dont worry. Im speechless please listen.

 

Legendary:

NAH B Don’t fuck with it, get this wack ass 4 your eyez only throwaway outta my head phones please. Like if someone played this in my whip there aux cord privileges would be banned for eternity and they would be ejected out the sunroof. Hopefully, then be ran over by the shitty white acura tailgating me, loose hearing from the accident so they can never can be able to enjoy the shitty music that man has in his library. A little harsh, but please burn this record somewhere far from here. Like if Donald Trump played this song outside of ISIS headquarters, I guarantee they would surrender immediately. They wouldn’t be able to stand this treachery Amerikkka has put upon them.

 

Amerikkkan Idol:

Cool song, I like the idea. Not gonna bump this in the whip everyday, but cool song concept. Good closer to the politically fueled album about racism, equality, and police brutality. Joey then goes on a weird ass at the end on what changes we need to make and it’s weird. Talking about starting a war Gang’s vs. Cops. Cool, but i don’t fuck with it, This is a politically fueled album so joey, you should recognize Trump’s gonna put us in WW3. I ain’t fighting a civil war and ISIS bro calm down. Make a petition, riot, or make an amendment or some shit. You are wiling the Fuck out.
RECAP: OK SO FOR The most part this shit is filled with slaps, except for Legendary (get that weak shit the fuck outta here cuz). I like the racism, equality, and police brutality concepts throughout it’s dope. There are a sling of strappers here also which will leave your dick with erectile dysfunction and possibly your eardrums broken so beware. 9/10 This his best project. Shoutout Real Artists like Joey.

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