The Time I Turned Down The End of A Handjob To Get To A Company Meeting On Time

The Time I Turned Down The End of A Handjob To Get To A Company Meeting On Time

I’m a busy man.  I have a full itinerary.  Dinner date at 7.   Impaired Insights company meeting at 8.  Luckily, I’m able to operate with the speed of Tyrone Biggums.

6:50 pm – Arrive at Applebee’s early in hopes that she will be there early.  She is.  Already ahead of the game.

6:53 pm – Sit down at the table.  I (like an idiot) let her pick which side of the table she wants to sit on, making me unable to watch the Mets game that I was betting on.

6:57 – Put in my order.  I get a California club sandwich because I want her to know that I care about my health (I don’t).

7:16 pm – The waitress brings the food to the table.  I begin scarfing down my meal like a wildman.

7:35 pm – The waitress asks if we would like dessert.  I look at the girl.  I can tell she wants dessert.  “Do you want dessert?”, I ask.  She is hesitant.  “Um, I don’t know.  Do want dessert?”, she responds.  “No.  I’m full,” I say, like a dickhead.

7:40 pm – I pay the bill and we walk out the door.

7:42 pm – We go to her car and start making out.

7:44 pm – I start doing the hand over the pants crotch rub move.  This is my go-to move.  Aggressive, but not too aggressive.

7:45 pm – I move quickly and switch to the hand in the pants fingering move.

7:47 pm – She begins jerking my dick.

7:51 pm – I say, “I have to go somewhere after this.  I don’t want to show up with cum on my pants.”  She stops and we say goodnight.

7:53 pm – I go back into the restaurant to wash the fluids and scents off of my hands.

7:55 pm – I hop in my car and drive down the road.

7:59 pm – I arrive at Buffalo Wild Wings, just in time for the start of the meeting.

Oh the things I do for this company.

 

 

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