Nate: A workhorse who does nothing wrong. Only tries to lead this company to greatness, but has difficulty doing so because he is dragged down by dead-weight. Even passes up on handjobs to get to company meetings on time.
Papa: Too busy to write because he is out bringing borderline-underage girls to get ice cream.
Floyd: Goes completely manic when he has 3 Pepsi’s and is mad that his black girlfriend got all hot and bothered over my ass eating article.
Spentzer: Employed by this company but is afraid to publish one of his shitty articles.
Michaels: I love this guy. Can’t get enough of him. Kid is a character.
elbowjumpshot: Don’t even think he works for us anymore. Was fired by Floyd during a manic episode.
Tony Tone: This guy doesn’t work for us, but he’s our biggest fan so I figured I’d give him a shout-out. Might even bring him on-board to write a couple articles if he’s interested. The ball’s in your court Tone.