I’m not a freak. I don’t eat ass, but I do lick ass if the time is right.
Eating ass is diving straight in without any plan or routine and just letting your face swim around in a pool of ass like you’re the Michael Phelps of ass-eating. It’s not for everyone, and it’s not really for me (though I’m not opposed to it. Sup Shontell.)
But when you’re going down on a girl you gotta mix it up. You can’t just be down there lapping around like a dog drinking from a bowl of water on a hot day. You gotta stimulate the senses. And right when she least expects it… you lick her asshole. Guarantee she’s going to like it and run and tell all her friends how much she likes getting her asshole licked.
If you casually discuss the topic with a female friend she’ll probably be like, “I don’t know. It doesn’t sound like something I’d be too interested in.” But in the heat of the moment, if you pull that little asshole-lick move, that girl will turn into a human waterfall.
In conclusion –
Eating Ass: Not for the faint of heart.
Licking Ass: Necessary when the time is right.