O.J. Simpson Is An Attention Whore

O.J. Simpson Is An Attention Whore

O.J. Simpson was a marketing genius.  I feel like he hired someone to murder his wife and make it look like at was him.  Just give him that little bit of leeway with the glove.  If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

It was all a publicity stunt.  He had already retired from the NFL.  His acting career wasn’t going so well.  He was already divorced from his whore wife and figured, “Hey might as well put my name in the headlines.”

And look what came of it.  Kim Kardashian is famous.  He wrote a a very popular book titled If I Did It.  And his court case spawned an award winning TV show titled The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story.

And then when people started to forget about him he went and stole a bunch of shit, claiming he was stealing it back from the people who stole it from him.

The name O.J. Simpson will be etched into our minds and the minds of future generations forever, thus making him the most admirable attention whore of all-time.  Can’t knock the hustle.

 

P.S. – If he did it, it couldn’t have been because of CTE, because CTE doesn’t exist.  Shout out to Roger Goodell.

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