Throughout the Obama administration the United States stood in the shadows as countless acts of terror and unlawful examples of violence had occurred in the Middle East. With the massive chemical attack on his own people by Syrian president Bashar al-Assad, the role of being an innocent bystander has officially come to an end. President Donald J Trump has obviously had enough of this bullshit and realized we needed to do something. So we bombarded those bastards and let them and they’re Russian allies know who’s in charge. It’s about time the United States is represented by a man with a large ballsack and we let other countries know that if their governments fuck around they will face the rath of the orange man and we’ll blow them off of the face of the earth. With Russia being an ally of Syria they now know that we officially mean business. This little skirmish is just the first of many that will lead to the war of all wars so fasten your seatbelt and get your bomb shelters ready because we’re in for a bumpy ride.