Daily Reminder: Owl city has straight clappers

Here I am perusal, browsing Twitter and Instagram for hilarious memes that I can send to my boys. I stumbled across something that I haven't heard in a while. Nostalgia is what you would call it. The song "Fire Flies" by Owl City has become prominent again. I found multiple meme pages using this as … Continue reading Daily Reminder: Owl city has straight clappers

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Racism Alert: Gordon Hayward Being White Doesn’t Make Him The Next Larry Bird (Comparison Breakdown)

Racism Alert: Gordon Hayward Being White Doesn’t Make Him The Next Larry Bird (Comparison Breakdown)

https://twitter.com/JensenClan88/status/882305280863752193 As a Celtics fan, I'll be the first to be the bearer of bad news and say that there will never be another white Celtic as good as Larry Bird.  There will be a black Celtic who will come along and be as good as Larry Bird, but not a white.  Good white players … Continue reading Racism Alert: Gordon Hayward Being White Doesn’t Make Him The Next Larry Bird (Comparison Breakdown)

Alternative Rock Star Dead Pool Odds

Alternative Rock Star Dead Pool Odds

In memory of Chris Cornell's death I have created a dead pool with the odds of which alt-rock stars will die next.  Here is a list of the ones that are already deceased, along with their cause of death. Kurt Cobain (Nirvana): Dead (1994, "Suicide" (Murdered by a hit man sent by his wife)) Bradley Nowell … Continue reading Alternative Rock Star Dead Pool Odds

Cromartie Expected 14th Child Despite Getting A Vasectomy

Cromartie Expected 14th Child Despite Getting A Vasectomy

Dear Mr. Cromartie, Hitting yourself in the balls with a baseball bat is not a vasectomy.   After claiming to get a vasectomy, Antonio Cromartie has his 14th child on the way.  His Super-sperm cannot be contained.  Unreal stuff. I don't really know how vasectomies work, but I'm pretty sure you still nut, there's just … Continue reading Cromartie Expected 14th Child Despite Getting A Vasectomy

Best Of Twitter Week 2

Twitter was on an Absolute hot streak noticeably with the trending memes of the #mockingspongebob and #BowWowChallenge. I want to share my favorite posts from each of those challenges because this shit is absolutely hilarious. #MockingSpongebob https://twitter.com/Trashvis/status/861963563665108993 Unfortunately Quavos way better than the other two migos. Hopefully they don't break up that would be tragic. … Continue reading Best Of Twitter Week 2

Aaron Hernandez Is No Longer Guilty and I Can Finally Go Back To Rockin That #81 Jersey

Aaron Hernandez Is No Longer Guilty and I Can Finally Go Back To Rockin That #81 Jersey

Hey Aaron, did you hear the news?  You're a free man. Aaannnnd he's dead. What a waste of talent.  Behind Gronk, AH81 was the 2nd best tight end of all time. Would've had a solid career in the Canadian Football League if he was still alive.  At least he got his credibility back.  Yeah, he … Continue reading Aaron Hernandez Is No Longer Guilty and I Can Finally Go Back To Rockin That #81 Jersey