In memory of Chris Cornell's death I have created a dead pool with the odds of which alt-rock stars will die next. Here is a list of the ones that are already deceased, along with their cause of death. Kurt Cobain (Nirvana): Dead (1994, "Suicide" (Murdered by a hit man sent by his wife)) Bradley Nowell … Continue reading Alternative Rock Star Dead Pool Odds
Dear Mr. Cromartie, Hitting yourself in the balls with a baseball bat is not a vasectomy. After claiming to get a vasectomy, Antonio Cromartie has his 14th child on the way. His Super-sperm cannot be contained. Unreal stuff. I don't really know how vasectomies work, but I'm pretty sure you still nut, there's just … Continue reading Cromartie Expected 14th Child Despite Getting A Vasectomy
Twitter was on an Absolute hot streak noticeably with the trending memes of the #mockingspongebob and #BowWowChallenge. I want to share my favorite posts from each of those challenges because this shit is absolutely hilarious. #MockingSpongebob https://twitter.com/Trashvis/status/861963563665108993 Unfortunately Quavos way better than the other two migos. Hopefully they don't break up that would be tragic. … Continue reading Best Of Twitter Week 2
Hey Aaron, did you hear the news? You're a free man. Aaannnnd he's dead. What a waste of talent. Behind Gronk, AH81 was the 2nd best tight end of all time. Would've had a solid career in the Canadian Football League if he was still alive. At least he got his credibility back. Yeah, he … Continue reading Aaron Hernandez Is No Longer Guilty and I Can Finally Go Back To Rockin That #81 Jersey
I'm going to start a new segment on this blog called best of twitter this week. EVERY SUNDAY. This will mostly comprise of memes, shit from black twitter, sports stuff thats hilarious, and anything that I thought was fucking hilarious from this week from twitter. I will also add additional comments under each picture. Giving … Continue reading Best of Twitter this week
So I had previously writtenan article about how I wanted my Tupperware back. I still haven't gotten it back, but that's not the point. In that article, I touched upon the fact that I had taken some heat for spending time with my co-worker outside of work. This got even worse when news of Pastagate broke. … Continue reading What Makes Pasta So Sexual?
3 months. 3 fucking months. Any decent human being would've given it back without even being asked. I'll explain: During Christmas Break 2016 my coworker's roommates had all gone home for Christmas and she was really bored and lonely so she invited me over and we began hanging out every other night. I cooked some … Continue reading At What Point Has It Been Too Long To Ask For Your Tupperware Back?